Latin
Omnia mea mecum porto - All that is mine, I carry with me. (Cicero)
Beneficium accipere libertatem est vendere - To accept a favour is to sell freedom. (Publilius Syrus)
Cogito Ergo Sum - I think, Therefore I am. (Descartes)
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati - When all else fails, play dead.
Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc - We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
Ex nihilio nihil fit - nothing comes from nothing.
Ars gratia artis - Art for art's sake.
Ave Atque vale - Hail and farewell.
Alea jacta est! - The die is cast! (What Caesar said when he crossed the Rubicon)
Nosce te ipsum - Know thyself.
Semper ubi sub ubi - Always where under where.
Oderint dum metuant - Let them hate provided that they fear.
Dum spiro, spero - While I breathe, I hope.
Nascentes morimur - From the moment we are born, we die.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? - Who are the guards that guard the guardians?
Ipsa scientia potestas est - Knowledge itself is power.
Qui ascendit sine labore descendit sine honore - Who goes up without working for it, comes down without honor.
Scientia est potentia - Knowledge is power.
Amor vincit omnia - Love conquers all.
O tempora! O mores! - Oh, the times! Oh, the morals! (Cicero)
Morituri te Salutant - Those how are about to die, salute you.
Multi famam, conscientiam pauci verentur - Many fear their reputation, few their conscience. (Pliny)
Veni, Vedi, Vechi - I came, I saw, I conquered. (Julius Ceasar)
Mihi quoque spem dedisti - You have also given me hope.
Mal Pericolosam Libertatem Quam Quietum Servitum - Better Liberty with Danger, than Peace with Slavery.
Tempus fugit - Time flies.
In vino veritas - In wine is truth.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam - I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. - Don't call me, I'll call you.
Carpe Cerevisi! - Seize the beer!
Res melius evinissent cum Coca - Things go better with Coke.
Stercus accidit - Shit happens.
Raptus regaliter - Royally screwed.
Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! - If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!
Sona si Latine loqueris - Honk if you speak Latin.
Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!
Canis meus id comedit - My dog ate it.
Illiud Latine dici non potest - You can't say that in Latin.
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? - How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum - Garbage in, garbage out.
Veni, Vidi, volo in domum redire - I came, I saw, I want to go home.
Sit vis vobiscum - May the Force be with you.
Bibo ergo sum - I drink therefore I am.
Carpe scrotum - Grab life by the balls.