ALF-A-BET

I wrote the following "song" in 10 minutes in order to not only make fun of the inept garbage that is rap, but also to show just how untalented it truly is. Enjoy!

A TO THA B TO DA C TO DA D

A IS FOR ASTRONAUT, SPACEMAN CAN'T CATCH A BREAK, WORKIN' ALL DAY, SPENDIN' MONEY HE MAKES!

B IS FOR BAZOOKA, CAUSE THAT IS WHAT YOU WILL NEED!

C IS FOR CLOCK, TIC TOC, DON'T STOP, TIME IS WASTIN', BETTER GET HASTEN!

D IS FOR DORITOS, CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE, GOTTA HOLD BACK, CAN'T FIGHT THIS ADDICTIVE SNACK!

E TO THA F TO DA G TO DA H

E IS FOR EDUCATION, FINISHED 8TH GRADE, GOT HELD BACK, BUT THAT'S OK!

F IS FOR FISH, LEARNED I WAS ALLERGIC, GOT REALLY SICK!

G IS FOR GIANT, CAUSE I'M BIG AND TALL, LIKE A BRICK WALL SUCKA!

H IS FOR HURT, THAT'S THE PAIN YOU BE FEELIN' AFTER I AM DONE WITH YOU!

I TO THA J TO DA K TO DA L

I IS FOR INK, SPILLED SOME ON MY LAP, CAN'T GET IT OUT!

J IS FOR JET, SOARIN' THROUGH THE SKY, FORGOT HOW TO FLY, BAD WAY TO DIE!

K IS FOR KITE, GOT IT STUCK IN A TREE, HAD TO ASK SOMEONE TO GET IT DOWN FOR ME!

L IS FOR LICE, CRAWLING ALL DAY, CAN'T KEEP EM AWAY!

M TO THA N TO DA O TO DA P

M IS FOR MONEY, SWIMMIN' IN THA CASH, GOT LOTS STASHED, MAKES IT EASY TO FLASH!

N IS FOR NOTHING, CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT COMPAIRED TO ME!

O IS FOR OIL, MOTOR IS RUNNIN' LOW, NEED TO FILL IT UP, I BETTER GO!

P IS FOR POLICE, STOPPIN' THE FUN, TAKIN' MY GUNS!

Q TO THA R TO DA S TO DA T

Q IS FOR QUAKE, CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WITH EVERY MOVE I MAKE!

R IS FOR RENT, GOT 4 MONTHS BEHIND, LOST MY MIND, MOVED OUT IN TIME!

S IS FOR SACRIFICE, THAT IS WHAT YOU MUST DO WHEN I TAKE THINGS FROM YOU!

T IS FOR TENT, NOT VERY ROOMY, NEIGHBORS TRIED TO SUE ME!

U TO THA V TO DA W TO DA X

U IS FOR UGLY, THAT IS WHAT IT WILL TURN INTO IF YOU MESS WITH ME!

V IS FOR VEGETABLE, COME ON GIMME A BREAK, I WANT SOME STEAK!

W IS FOR WEAPON, I MAKE YO LIFE HELL, THEY TRAINED ME TOO WELL!

X IS FOR X, AS IN X MARKS THE SPOT FOR MY FIST ON YO HEAD!

Y TO THA Z

Y IS FOR YUMMY, GOOD FOR YOUR TUMMY!

Z IS FOR ZEBRA, COLOR OF MY SEATS, IT LOOKS REALLY NEAT!